Category: puns

dailybadjokes: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days? By bony express!

dailybadjokes:

How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?

By bony express!

What’s the true ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?Pumpkin Pi!

What’s the true ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?Boo-Jeans!

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans!

What plant likes Halloween the most?Bam-BOO!

What plant likes Halloween the most?

Bam-BOO!

tipsyphil: feministdeadpool: ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE? BECAUSE YOURE 10/10 IVE HAD THIS IN MY QUEUE…

tipsyphil:

feministdeadpool:

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

IVE HAD THIS IN MY QUEUE SINCE LAST OCTOBER 10TH AND FINALLY ITS TIME

What do you call a single vampire? A bat-chelor!

What do you call a single vampire?

A bat-chelor!

The other day I tried to tell a joke about the Heimlich maneuver, but I choked

be careful!

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?One has claws on the end of its paws, and one…

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws on the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause!

How do you call a beef working as a spy in an agency? A “steak-out”

How do you call a beef working as a spy in an agency?

A “steak-out”

What do you call a dead bug on a stick? I just call it a dead bug on a stick! Not everything has a fancy name, ya know…