Category: i never asked for this

I’m pretty sure girlfriends are the reas…

I’m pretty sure girlfriends are the reason XL is a socially acceptable size to order.

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and IDC is short for I’m Desperately Clinging …

and IDC is short for I’m Desperately Clinging onto all of my photos.

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Sounds like a cat-omic bomb going offYou need …

Sounds like a cat-omic bomb going off

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But I mean… at least you get paid for b…

But I mean… at least you get paid for being inside??

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You call it destructive, I call it survival of…

You call it destructive, I call it survival of fittest.

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H2OWNED

H2OWNED

Yeah… people don’t need to know anythin…

Yeah… people don’t need to know anything about my obsession with puppies!

Those sneaky lil bastards are immune.

Those sneaky lil bastards are immune.

Would you like from oat-military cookies?

Would you like from oat-military cookies?

I mean, he’s right you know. 

I mean, he’s right you know.