Author: Daily Bad Jokes

RETURN OF THE SKELETON PUNS

oh no they’ve always been here. cackling and rattling their bones at the edge of your reality. laughing at you. taunting you. playing each others ribcages like xylophones. you’re just now noticing them.

dailybadjokes: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days? By bony express!

dailybadjokes:

How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?

By bony express!

What’s the true ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?Pumpkin Pi!

What’s the true ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!

happy national coming out day! if you chose today to come out then that’s awesome and…

happy national coming out day! if you chose today to come out then that’s awesome and i’m super proud of you! and if not then that’s perfectly fine too. you take things at your own pace!

and if you’re already out or not even a member of the lgbt community then i hope you’re having a good wednesday!

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?Boo-Jeans!

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans!

we used to be mutuals but we haven’t talked in almost two years or so and i miss you a lot but im not sure youd remember me

seriously? i’d probably remember you, dude. shoot me a message sometime if you want. i’d like to know who you are.

I love that some people call you trisdad it’s so weird but also an cute and unique nickname

i know right? it’s cute. i dig it.

Your jokes. I can’t tell if they het worse or better each time you post. You’re very punny.

*pan worse

because i’m

nevermind. i’m sorry. but thank you!

What plant likes Halloween the most?Bam-BOO!

What plant likes Halloween the most?

Bam-BOO!

tipsyphil: feministdeadpool: ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE? BECAUSE YOURE 10/10 IVE HAD THIS IN MY QUEUE…

tipsyphil:

feministdeadpool:

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

IVE HAD THIS IN MY QUEUE SINCE LAST OCTOBER 10TH AND FINALLY ITS TIME